I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i used baking grease as lip gloss
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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