I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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