PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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