just tell him i said nine months
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
