On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i think i scared a bird with my dick
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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