I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.