That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth