Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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