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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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