Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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