just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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