I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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