I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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