Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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