Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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