She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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