He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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