yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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