not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I deserve this hangover.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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