...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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