only if we run a train.
done.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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