They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
