Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
