Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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