If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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