I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
