So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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