Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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