i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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