Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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