Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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