You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You left your phone here
Wait...
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