I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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