is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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