Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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