that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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