How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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