Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
