I like to think it a success when the cops are called
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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