coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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