worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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