fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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