the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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