I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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