So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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