Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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