considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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