come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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