I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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