Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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