is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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