i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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