she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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