with your own penis?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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