considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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