So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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