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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.

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• (516): View more from New York

  That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.

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  yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.

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  Do you have to put it that way?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?

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  go meet him and give him your number.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.

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