You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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