then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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