I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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