I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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