So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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