"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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