i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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