is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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